Food, Drink and Tomfoolery

It would be creme brulee, but I don’t have a torch and I’ve given up trying to use the broiler…so it’s just good vanilla custard.

2 egg yolks
1 egg
6 tbsp sugar
1.5 cups cream
1 tsp vanilla extract

Combine the eggs and sugar in a bowl and wisk until it thickens (ribbons, if you know what that means)

Combine the cream and vanilla in a small sauce pan and heat until just about to boil, stirring constantly. Then remove the heat and let it cool slightly.

Slowly pour the cream into the egg mixture, stirring constantly. Fold until just combined.

Laddle the mixture into individual ramikens, and place them into a shallow baking dish. Put the dish in the oven and add water around the ramikens until it reaches 1/2 to 3/4 up the sides.

Bake at 300 for 40-50 minutes or until set. (it should still jiggle a little bit, but will be noticably stiffer. This part requires some experience, but one or two goes and you’ll get it down. Don’t over cook it or the egg will separate and you’re left with shit in a ramiken.)

Take it out of the oven when done, and let it cool in the water bath for a good hour or so, then put it in the fridge to chill.

If you want to brulee it, take it out when it’s well chilled and sprinkle some sugar on top. Apply heat.

Enjoy.

Jalepeno Cheese Corn Bread

• Vegetable oil for the pan
• 1 cup yellow cornmeal
• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 3 to 4 tablespoons sugar, optional
• Dash ground chipotle chile pepper or cayenne pepper
• 1/4 cup fresh finely chopped jalapeno pepper
• 1 cup (4 ounces) shredded Mexican blend of cheeses, Cheddar Jack, or sharp Cheddar cheese
• 1 cup frozen corn kernels, optional
• 8 ounces sour cream
• 3/4 cup milk
• 1 large egg, beaten
• 4 tablespoons melted butter

Preparation:

Coat a heavy 10-inch skillet or 9-inch square baking pan with vegetable oil and set aside. Heat oven to 400°. In a large bowl, combine the cornmeal, flour, baking powder, soda, salt, sugar, chipotle or cayenne pepper, chopped jalapeno peppers, cheese, and corn kernels.

Heat the skillet or pan in the oven or on the stovetop.

Whisk together the sour cream, milk, egg, and melted butter. Stir the wet mixture into the dry ingredients. Spread in the hot greased skillet or baking pan.

Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, until set and lightly browned around the edges. Cool in the pan on a rack; cut into squares or wedges.

http://baconshow.blogspot.com/2007/06/757-smoked-brisket-and-bacon-with.html

1 lb. sliced bacon, preferably artisanal (optional)
1 (6- to 8-lb.) piece center cut brisket

For the rub:
1/4 cup kosher salt
1/4 cup light brown sugar
1/4 cup sweet paprika
2 tbsp. black pepper
1 tbsp. garlic powder

For the Coffee Beer Mop Sauce:
1 cup beer
1 cup apple cider
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1/2 cup coffee
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
salt
4 to 6 cups hickory or apple chips or wood chunks, soaked in water to cover for one hour, then drained and an aluminum foil pan

Make the rub. Place the salt, brown sugar, paprika, pepper and garlic powder in a bowl and stir to mix. Place the brisket in a roasting pan and generously sprinkle both sides with rub, about three tablespoons per side. The excess rub will keep for several months in a jar. You can cook the brisket right away, but it will be better if you let it cure with the rub for several hours, or even a day in the refrigerator.

Make the mop sauce. Combine the beer, cider, cider vinegar, coffee, oil, Worcestershire sauce and salt in a bowl and whisk to mix.

Set up your grill for indirect grilling. If using a gas grill, place wood chips in a smoker pouch. Run the grill on high until you see smoke, then reduce the heat to medium-low (300 degrees). If using a charcoal grill, preheat to medium-low. Just before putting the brisket on, toss 1/2 cup wood chips on each mound of coals.

Place the brisket on the grate in the center, over the drip pan, away from the heat. If using bacon, drape the slices over the top of the meat.

Indirect-grill the brisket until tender, five to six hours. If using a charcoal grill, add 12 fresh coals and 1/2 cup wood chips to each side every hour. (The total cooking time will depend on the size of the brisket and heat of the grill.) Generously baste or mop the meat on both sides with the Coffee Beer Mop Sauce once an hour for the first four hours.

Tightly wrap brisket in foil and continue cooking until very tender, one to two hours more.

Transfer the brisket to a cutting board and let rest for 10 minutes. Thinly slice across the grain, using an electric knife or sharp carving knife. Transfer the sliced meat to a platter.
Who’s with me on this?

So, last night I accidentally re-invented this recipe, then Googled it and found it’s pretty much a Chinese takeout standard. But this isn’t how you’ve had it at PF Chang’s. So forget what you think you know about bourbon chicken and free your mind, son.

You’re gonna need a chicken. I used some thigh quarters, but a whole roasting bird works or you could do this with wings and drumsticks or whatever. You might need to adjust the amount of marinade you make if you’re going to do up more than about a pound and a half of chicken.

Next, prepare the marinade:

• 1/3 cup bourbon
• 1/2 cup black strap molasses
• 1/4 cup soy sauce
• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
• 1 tsp paprika (smoked paprika if you can get it)
• 1/4th tsp cayenne
• 3 cloves garlic, crushed and minced

Marinate that shit for a good while, you can stick it in the fridge overnight, or if you roll like a gangsta you just take your ziplock freezer bag of frozen chicken limbs, fill it with marinade, make sure there’s no air in the bag and stick that in a sink full of warm water and let it defrost so you don’t lose any natural juices and it marinates quicker and with less liquid. About two hours later you are ready to rock and/or roll. Salt and pepper the skin of your chicken liberally, and by liberally I mean take that pepper mill and make it snow.

I smoked mine in my homemade backyard smoker, but you can puss out and just stick it in a casserole dish and oven roast it if you want- remember to add a bit of leftover marinade to your baking dish. You can baste it with a bit of butter mixed with molasses to get that skin to crisp up and help keep it moist. Refer to my previous post about roasting chicken for cooking times, or get smart and buy a nice digital instant-read thermometer.

Ingredients:
2+ cups of shredded cheese (I usually get Italian blend)
1lb box of short pasta
1 jar of sauce or make your own if you want to complicate things
optional ground assorted meats

process:
pre heat oven to 350
parboil past for half of its stated cook time
mix pasta with sauce(cook the meat first if you’re using it)
mix in half the cheese and pour into a baking dish and cover with remaining cheese
cover with aluminum foil and bake at 350 for 15-20 mins.
remove the foil and continue baking until cheese begins to brown (this step isn’t totally necessary)

It’s just that simple folks.